Reblog if you're the weird friend.
laxpetitexmorte: hiddlesandsolo: I think everyone on tumblr needs to reblog this.
Mum keeps saying she can see my screen through the...
GTFO MUM THIS IS MY HAPPY PLACE LEMME HAVE SOME FUCKING PRIVACY JESUS FUCK
breadfishs: illkim: Speak Spanish to me I don’t care what as long as it sounds sexy Que ola cata, que ola omegaAnd this how we gon’ do it, dale
ms-macky: yay-im-a-llama-again: You know what would be a really cool alarm clock, If it were Nick Fury from the Avengers, so when it went off it said “Wake up MOTHER FUCKER!!!” and when you pressed snooze it went “I acknowledge that you’ve made the decision to snooze, but given that it’s a stupid ass decision i’ve elected to ignore it” and just kept beeping.
magical-eyebrow-powers: sometimes i wonder if im anyones favorite blog sometimes i wonder if im recommended to anyone sometimes i wonder if im someones senpai
liamoflegends: zexalura: liamoflegends: zexalura: liamoflegends: I recognize that Anno has made a judgement but given that it’s a stupid-ass judgement I’ve elected to ignore it. We meet again, Master. Those are my only pictures of Anno-sama
therealmarianmoseby: s-e-t-h-meyers: did he find the mr moseby fandom? oH MY GDO
onoasa: jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis: okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years? ‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’ ‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’ the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky ‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’
screwsociety: stabbygrass: you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time so, for relativistic boobtime, where t is the observer, and t’ is the time measured at the boob. t=t’/sqrt(1-(v/c)^2) solving for t=1, and t’=5, we get that the boobspeed, v, is represented by v=+/- (6*10^8)sqrt(6)i m/s boobs travel...
Do you ever get that feel where you're reading an...
My mum just had that fucking feel. Wat.